Ike FAQ

Hey, did you know there's this storm coming, and...
Yeah. I know. Like most of us down here, I'm getting updates as quickly as NOAA, Weather Underground, and Monroe County will give them to me, which is generally pretty quickly.
So are you going to leave?
We've been asked to do so, on Sunday morning. At this point it appears to be a nearly-certain thing. I have no interest in sticking around and flexing my machismo in the face of a category-four storm, you can count on that.
To Orlando?
Yeah, the condo hasn't sold yet. Want to buy it? I can show it to you personally in the next few days! Good movie at the Enzian perhaps?
If the property you lease is totalled, what about your future in the Keys?
Grace and I are in perfect agreement: If our home here is totalled, we will seek a new lease in the Lower Keys ASAP. There are no plans to abandon the Keys for more than the few days dictated by emergency management personnel. We will be ready to rejoin our new friends in the Lower Keys just as soon as we're allowed to, and certainly not a minute later.
What about all the stuff that you're leaving behind? Could it be destroyed?
It's just stuff. Do you really think I won't enjoy shopping for a new living room set? Losing everything you own is a wonderful feeling that I've experienced in the past and I'm ready to face again.
Yes, I'll blog about it.
-Chris


